Kiwi's 1 year birthday, being held at Kiwi Yogurt!

Hello ladies and gentlemen,
I am inviting you all to baby kiwi's birthday. It's turning 1 year old on March 14th at 9:30 est time. We already had a family birthday party for the redhead but now it's time for you to come for kiwi's chance to shine! Join the family ''Jocelyn, Michael, Austin, Dakota, Tyler, and Shaymay'' for a special birthday party you will not forget! It will be held at Kiwi Yogurt on March 14th at 3 am est time. Special activites include tossing the babies into the blender, but the cool thing is they MIGHT still live! Another activity is swimming and exploring shay may's neck. Literally, you will be put inside it. Shaymay's birthday party will be held some time in June, so be on a lookout for that invitation. Come for an exciting amount of fun! we will try not to act like perverts ok

Baby Kiwi- There might be... Twins?

I can't believe it... There are... Tw-Tw-Twins! No more Baby Kiwi! Welcome to the family:

 shahzeb master three hundred thousand macklemore kiwi McElwee seven hundred thousand 8 hundred 92 point 5 hundred and ninety nine nine nine repeated jr.!

Or Baby Shay May for short <3

Kind of like with Keabway, I was in a lot of pain, and in a Skype call when I had the baby, but the Father, nor Godfather was there, only Godmother. Still thinking if I should make a new blog, or keep it on this blog, or change the name of this blog to include  Baby Shay May! 

 It's going to be hard with twins, fraternal twins. What's next, triplets?  Oh dear lord if so! Good luck Kiwi & Shay May, good luck.

But before I leave, I wanted to share something with you.:

Shay May has a hole...In her neck...... So if her head is to the side, she has a neck disorder.

Meet Kiwi's Godmother/Grandmother!

Baby Kiwi- The First Day of School

So, just about 4-5 days ago, I brought Baby Kiwi to school with me! Since it was such a loving, caring, and special time, I thought I should share what it was like!

        I got showered with compliments! The godfather/grandfather, was introduced to the baby when I was like
 ''Do you want to see Baby Kiwi? I brought it to school!''
And he's like
 ''SURE, SWEET PEA!''
and I said
 ''AWE, I'M FLATTERED!''
 I then pulled out Baby Kiwi from my backpack and showed it to him.
''OMFG, WORDS CAN NOT EXPLAIN HOW CUTE BABY KIWI IS!'' He said. That was sooo nice of him!
And, then of course, I thanked him and all... But that was before he tried to kill Baby Ki--- I mean... NOTHING!

And then I showed it to the godmother/grandmother, Jocelyn, and the conversation went like this, at the end of the day.
I pulled out Baby Kiwi from my backpack, held it properly, and gave it to Jocelyn.
''Awe, you made an adorable baby Natasha! Same with Micheal!''
''Thank you, sissy!''
She held it, and gave it so much care! I even gave it to Jocelyn to babysit, twice! And she was really happy, but sad, because she couldn't bare that cuteness! She even trained her dog to not kill it!

I showed it to my friends on the bus, and they all adored the little Baby Kiwi. :)

Baby Kiwi and it's cousin, Baby Fluffy!

Baby Kiwi- Introducing The Life of ''It''

 Keabway Kiwi McElwee Jr. also known as ''Baby Kiwi'' was born one week ago on March 14th 2013 at 9:30 p.m. EST.  It will be turning one week old on March 21st  2013 (today) at 9:30 EST, and the godparents and I, and the father, are very excited for that.

                                                                 BEFORE THE PREGNANCY
                                                                      Before Baby Kiwi was born... Well I actually had no clue when it was born! I just all of a sudden felt some pain, some nausea, and before I knew it, I fell flat on my stomach, on the bed! I was on a Skype call with my friend during the time too, and I had no clue what to do, since no one was home!



                                           DURING THE PREGNANCY
                                      So, like I said, I was on a Skype call, with the father, and the present godparents. Nobody was home! I started to go into labor. I kept breathing in and out, in and out, and it was tough! Finally, it came ''out''!  Everyone adored it so much! The 1st day went better than I thought!




I now take Baby Kiwi to school, and as cruel as it might be, ''it'' still gets enough care in my locker! We don't visit our lockers often, only like every 3 hours, so I can't support Baby Kiwi to often, but that's IN school.

Kiwi being held by it's Godmother/Grandmother (My Sister)

Considering I'm still in Middle School, you should know it was tough for me to have this baby.  You should know, the father, was not very supportive in the beginning. I actually thought we should have divorced already!  But then, the father realized how important Kiwi was to us! He could see that I needed help, and so he finally caught on, by developing the characteristics of a proud, loving, caring, supporting father, to our adorable ''it'', named Kiwi.